Theatre on a Thursday
Mar. 6th, 2026 08:28 pmIt was a good performance, although I thought the half before the interval was too long in comparison, and the half after it felt rushed. Perhaps that's the play to some extent: in the early stages we're getting to know Rita and Frank through longer interactions, towards the end they seem to get shorter as Rita's world seems to be getting bigger. I remembered it being a lot about literature and books, and it is, and the theatre had a book exchange shelf in the bar, but I found it was a lot more about class and finding yourself than I remembered or had ever realised.
In other news, was really tired after coming home from the theatre, and suffering all sorts of exercise-related aches. Having a massage appointment tonight was came at the right time and felt really necessary.
FIC: Entrance protocol (Tempestuous Tours)
Mar. 4th, 2026 05:17 pmThe protocol for entering the palace changes from time to time, so I can only offer a general outline. If your business is with the court or council, you should present yourself and your credentials to the guards at the southern gate of the outer wall of the palace. It is best to arrange beforehand for your visit. If this not possible, or if you cannot provide an exact time for your arrival, expect to wait as your credentials are sent into the palace to be checked.
Normally, you will be provided with an escort into the palace. If you arrive at a time before the palace begins its day, you will be expected to make your own way to the eastern gate of the inner wall. There your credentials will be inspected again, along with any document that the palace has sent out, permitting your entrance. You will then be allowed to enter the inner wall and make your approach to the palace itself.
The palace being located atop a high hill, you will find yourself faced with the steepest and longest set of stairs in the world. Pace yourself. You may wish to bring refreshments to partake of at the halfway mark.
At the top of the stairs, once you have recovered your breath, you should show your credentials and palace document to the guards at the gate, holding them up for inspection. The guards may not appear to look at you or even notice you. Do not be deceived. Those are real spears they are holding across the doorway.
If the guards grant you entrance, they will lift the spears. If they do not, you must retreat to the palace's inner wall and determine there what the problem is.
Assuming you manage to pass all these barriers, you will find yourself in the entryway to the palace. You will be guided at this point through the remaining stages of reception, which vary according to your rank and status. At some point, however, you will be let loose from Emor's protocol and permitted to take your own path. Let us start with a general introduction to the Chara's palace.
[Translator's note: This breathtakingly long procedure can be cut short if you possess the right credentials, as can be seen in Breached Boundaries.]
Wednesday reading
Mar. 4th, 2026 05:36 pmFinished A God in Ruins. As I said last week, I kept expecting it to surprise me, but I had pretty much given up on that when it finally did it. I don't think it ever caught my imagination like Life after Life did.
Currently reading
Still reading The Young Alexander and On Thin Ice, the latter is boring me to tears. Also read a few pages of Why Simple Wins and Jonas, Dennis und die Liebe that I've had lying around not finished but not abandoned.
Started reading A Habit of Murder by Susanna Gregory, which is actually taking Matthew and Michael out of Cambridge for a change.
Reading next
I have two library books lined up.
Cats, eh?
Mar. 4th, 2026 03:07 pmPoor Opal is going through misery at the moment, poor baby. She’s been biting her fur off her back for well over a year, and while it’s better than it was, it’s still not ideal as she still has bare patches where she’s been chewing. I took her to the vet last week for the vet to look her over before prescribing her Metacam again.
Trip to the vet (£16 in taxi fares) plus £210 in costs. Ouch. The doors of the poor house gape wide.
The vet took one look at the sore on her back, decided it was infected, and so prescribed a tube of steroid gel and an antibiotic. I have been trying to get her to allow me to put the gel on and eventually had to resort to a cat onesie to stop her licking it off. She also didn’t like the taste of the antibiotic in her food. She loathed the onesie I made her wear with the heat of 1000 blazing suns, and once it was on she wouldn’t move or eat. She threw off both attempts of giving her the cone of shame about 10 minutes after it was put on. I’ve been beside myself with worry. I love my cats, even Geraint who constantly misbehaves.
Second trip to the vet, £16 in taxi fares plus £50 in costs. The cost this time was for a wormer and flea treatment for Geraint.
The vet identified an ulcer on Opal’s gum, just next to her left front canine. Treatment: stop giving her Metacam for at least two days, and come back on Wednesday to get a steroid injection.
I took Opal back to the vets today (£16 in taxi fares, £39 in costs) and they gave her the steroid injection. I pleaded to be allowed to remove the onesie during the day and very reluctantly they said OK, if she has it on at night. I’m not completely impressed because she loathes having it put on and off even more than she hates wearing it.
Having said that, though, once it was off, she ate all her breakfast and licked the bowl clean. So, it achieved something. She’s now asleep on my desk. I’d say she was watching me type, but she’s spark out.
Weekend sewing
Mar. 1st, 2026 05:31 pmFIC: Behavior in the palace (Tempestuous Tours)
Feb. 28th, 2026 03:17 pmBefore I lead you into the palace (figuratively speaking), I need to emphasize the importance of good behavior.
Bad behavior can get you killed anywhere in the Three Lands, but in the Chara's palace it is also likely to get you tortured for days. This is because the highest penalty for crimes committed in the Chara's palace is death by torture - the so-called "Slave's Death." Although the previous Chara ordered the release of the empire's slaves, bringing to an end the torture of every palace slave condemned to death, traitors are still liable to this penalty.
The definition of "traitor" can be quite broad in the Chara's palace. I recommend that you not test its boundaries.
Some specific advice:
Be on your best behavior. Dress well, and learn the rules of courtesy toward Emorian noblemen and palace officials. When in doubt, bow. Address everyone you meet, whatever his age, as "sir" or by his title. You need not address the Chara by his full title, which is quite long; just "Chara" will do.
The wearing of arms is permitted by law in the Chara's palace if it is your custom in your homeland. However, if you choose to wear arms, you will find that every guard in the palace will leap upon you the moment you take the wrong turn in your path. Your life will be easier if you set aside your weapons during your visit. You are in no danger of being attacked yourself; the Chara's palace is the most heavily guarded building in the world, and visitors are free recipients of that guarding.
Also, be aware that the wearing of hidden weapons in the palace is considered a crime of treachery. Even I don't try to do this, unless I have made prior arrangements with the Chara.
[Translator's note: The Slave's Death is a tender topic for the Ambassador. Just why is explained in Blood Vow.]
Wednesday reading
Feb. 25th, 2026 05:24 pmActually finished A Grave Concern.
Currently reading
Still reading Young Alexander. Started A God in Ruins by Kate Atkinson at the weekend and am about halfway through. I keep expecting it to surprise me at some point and so far it hasn't done that.
Started reading On Thin Ice by Denver Shaw, a romance novel.
Reading next
I've got a library book waiting.